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EACH YEAR, APRIL 1ST MARKS THE EXQUISITE AGELESS BEAUTY OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOSTS PATTY&HILLS.
THIS YEAR, HILLS MOST GRIEVOUSLY FELL OUT OF A THIRD STOREY HORSE SANCTUARY WINDOW AT A PRE-EASTER CHARITY EVENT, AND SO IS CURRENTLY UNDER VALUABLE EQUESTRIAN SEDATION AT THE VETERINARY CLINIC.
HERE IS PATTY’S MESSAGE TO HER IN HER UNFORTUNATE ABSENCE.

Patty&Hills are delighted to have been invited to perform their cookery/sex ed show in the ‘not-so-secret slot’ at the Blue Stocking Society’s rather appropriately themed Symposium on Sexual Education.

Eager students can swot up on the Blue Stocking Society’s important public service announcements here, here and here, not forgetting to bring an apple for the teacher.

This is one piece of homework the dog will not be eating (depending on your preference).

This Thursday at The Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club.

Below a screen shot from Epps+Fleuriot’s latest sketch ‘Widow Swap’.

Written and directed by Epps, and shot by the fantastic Guy Stephens, the short is a delicate, melancholic and darkly comic sidestep from the vibrancy and immediacy of Epps+Fleuriot’s other work.

Now in its final edit – stay plugged for the release.

Ssshhhh.. Don’t tell them, but April 1st marks, once again, Patty&Hills’ graceful ageless youthful beauty

Purchase your pepperami permit HERE

New photos of Epps+Fleuriot now online © Nicholas P Elliott

At the launch of ‘EAT ME’ – the new sweet-tooth tome from the delicious Xanthe Milton A.K.A. Cookie Girl

Between other such acts as Marawa The Amazing, Broken Hearts and Circus Of Horrors, Harriet and I as Stevie+Ray had a number of people in fits of hysterics with their initiation into the Centre for Intuitive Remedy + Cure by Unselfish Sacrifice (or C.I.R.C.U.S). One audience member even displayed her incontinental drift, much to the dismay of our long-suffering Arts Club barman, Alan.

A big shout out to unwilling participant ‘The Great Rodney’ for being so malleable. Keep an eye on the site for the upcoming video.

Tonight our new characters Stevie+Ray perform at the Chelsea Arts Club Summer Ball – Antique Circus + Traveling Freakshow – presenting their Pyramid Scheme ‘Centre for Intuitive Remedy and Cure by Unselfish Sacrifice’, or C.I.R.C.U.S.. “Stevie+Ray are the last remaining members of C.I.R.C.U.S. I’ve never witnessed such dynamism in the face of inconsiderate facial areas. They really make you stop and think about how hideous you are. They sure cured my inner freak” – Frank, Margate

On Friday night Patty&Hills packed their weekend best, and flew East to disc jockey at the birthday of a delicious young lady named Elle.

They were quite taken aback with the number of members out and about, but of course remained utterly composed, and managed to fit many a memorable jingle into their slot.

Elle’s uncle Gary – a great lover of Bang-Cock we’re told – was also present, which was a great surprise as he said he would be ‘engaged on business abroad’.

A splendid sock-hop was had by all..

Last night Patty&Hills hosted Remix’s Karaoke-Dokee at 93ft East in Brick Lane.

Highlights included:

(1) A rousing four-piece touch-dance to Color Me Badd (I think you know the tune)

(2) A Lebanese (actual origin unconfirmed) teen crooner called Keith, and

(3) A Glaswegian meph dealer in chinos offering powdered wares on stage like a market trader. Someone hushed “I think he’s nicked a mic..!! Ah, no….” No, he was just very, very pleased to see us.

Reality steals the show.