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EACH YEAR, APRIL 1ST MARKS THE EXQUISITE AGELESS BEAUTY OF YOUR FAVOURITE HOSTS PATTY&HILLS.
THIS YEAR, HILLS MOST GRIEVOUSLY FELL OUT OF A THIRD STOREY HORSE SANCTUARY WINDOW AT A PRE-EASTER CHARITY EVENT, AND SO IS CURRENTLY UNDER VALUABLE EQUESTRIAN SEDATION AT THE VETERINARY CLINIC.
HERE IS PATTY’S MESSAGE TO HER IN HER UNFORTUNATE ABSENCE.

ARGUABLY THE  MOST TOUCHING TRIBUTE TO THE ORIGINAL PATRICIA BUTCHER, MY AKA, WHO DIED ON NEW YEARS DAY AFTER 26 YEARS HARD SERVICE

Patty&Hills are delighted to have been invited to perform their cookery/sex ed show in the ‘not-so-secret slot’ at the Blue Stocking Society’s rather appropriately themed Symposium on Sexual Education.

Eager students can swot up on the Blue Stocking Society’s important public service announcements here, here and here, not forgetting to bring an apple for the teacher.

This is one piece of homework the dog will not be eating (depending on your preference).

This Thursday at The Bethnal Green Working Men’s Club.

Ssshhhh.. Don’t tell them, but April 1st marks, once again, Patty&Hills’ graceful ageless youthful beauty

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On Friday night Patty&Hills packed their weekend best, and flew East to disc jockey at the birthday of a delicious young lady named Elle.

They were quite taken aback with the number of members out and about, but of course remained utterly composed, and managed to fit many a memorable jingle into their slot.

Elle’s uncle Gary – a great lover of Bang-Cock we’re told – was also present, which was a great surprise as he said he would be ‘engaged on business abroad’.

A splendid sock-hop was had by all..

Last night Patty&Hills hosted Remix’s Karaoke-Dokee at 93ft East in Brick Lane.

Highlights included:

(1) A rousing four-piece touch-dance to Color Me Badd (I think you know the tune)

(2) A Lebanese (actual origin unconfirmed) teen crooner called Keith, and

(3) A Glaswegian meph dealer in chinos offering powdered wares on stage like a market trader. Someone hushed “I think he’s nicked a mic..!! Ah, no….” No, he was just very, very pleased to see us.

Reality steals the show.

after some casio polishing time on the soundtrack, patty&hills’ new film ‘menage a sink’ is now uploaded on to the patty&hills youtube channel

touch Patty’s face to be taken there